James_Vincetti wrote:
Wasn't aware that there was a new contract killing business. But, that's funny haha.
, I'm in town, sort of a new turn. I think I came in last monday, or maybe the Sunday of last week-end-- I'm easy to miss, all I put up in advertisement is the "Templeton Therapy-- please, tell me your problems. 555-555(Or whatever)" one, and the rest is just word of mouth. The only folks that ought to be calling that number are the Mobsters and friends-of-Mobsters who've heard the name 'Templeton' in association with contract killing, OR the select few who actually want to see a therapist; to avoid suspicion, I make weak attempts at solving psychological problems over the phone, and try to make appointments as inconvenient as possible. Ideally, nobody will try and schedule a real face-to-face meeting, or I'm sure the Cops might take a closer look at the Therapy business, hehe. So I'm trying to keep a low profile, if it's even possible for someone who shoots people at least twice daily... but then again, I think the Medical Department's Director has killed more people than me, with a lot more noise. (Bravo, you magnificent bastard.)
Glad y'all liked the quote, haven't got any other good phonecalls yet, but I'm sure it'll happen sooner or later. Call back, Mr. Bob!
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