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Dear Citizens of Nuke City. It has come to my attention that you are voting for a new leader, to lead this city onward in its growth of population, economy, and also buildings, in its most important time of need. I say most important time of need, because of the recent growth of crimes. I have been in the front lines of the police force, facing these criminals, and have worked my way up to the position of Inspector. And as I say this, someone, somewhere, is committing a crime. This recent outgrowth of criminal activity is due to poor economical standards, and the cheap prices of guns. Guns. This leads me to a new bill. The Bill of Unlicensed Weapons. This bill, would raise the bail and jail sentence for the possession of unlicensed guns and silenced guns, and work closely with the Commissioner and Police Chief. (($100/1 Min. more for each weapon category)) As Mayor of Nuke City, I would establish a more secure judgmental system by re-instating a Judge, and you have the right to your own attorney. I would also run elections for a District Attorney position. As so, I would establish anti-drug runs, that would, with the proper warrant, allow us to search a property that has been tipped to us, whether it be anonymous or not. So, citizens, please vote for the person with the most security, most experience, and indefinitely, the person with the best speech.

Hello, I'm Wake Kipper. I've been proud to serve the City of Nuke as your Assistant Police Chief, but now I'm ready to take it one step further and become your mayor! Tired of being hit by that asshole in car? If I'm elected, I'll make official traffic laws. Bank shootouts ruining your garden? I'll give the PD better guns! Too many dead bodies in your backyard? I'll make the park useful and turn it into a graveyard memorial! These are just some of the things I would do as mayor. A vote for Wake is a vote for happiness!

[19:48] [502] Shadow Jones: God must love crazy f**k tards
[19:48] [502] Shadow Jones: Why?
[19:48] [502] Shadow Jones: Becasue he makes so many of them.

DraconicDon: would you abduct a hobo/postman whom's IQ drops to that of a child when fed a happymeal?

// as if that hasnt happened already to YOU!!! I overheard the selling of the Vice Mayor position...

[19:48] [502] Shadow Jones: God must love crazy f**k tards
[19:48] [502] Shadow Jones: Why?
[19:48] [502] Shadow Jones: Becasue he makes so many of them.

DraconicDon: would you abduct a hobo/postman whom's IQ drops to that of a child when fed a happymeal?

Congratulations to James, I'll give you the job later tonight or tomorrow (assuming you gave me your steam id, too lazy to check)

Yea, I sent it to you.

Thanks for everyone who voted for me.
It was a good battle, Wake.

No it won't. He shall be replaced.