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Adam Ellington
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Hello my noble citizens. I am Adam Eddington and I'm currently in office as the acting mayor. Citizens of Nuke City, I am announcing my candidacy for mayor. You know me well citizens, crimes have been lowered as Ive been in office, money has been pledged to assist the Medical department and I have individually greeted many of you. I know you may not see me in town much but rest assured I am there, fighting for your rights and attempting to advance this great city! Nuke city is in a fine position and currently employment is stable and at an all time high. If i were to obtain power I will offer my assistance in setting up an advanced training course for Nuke City police officers. I will be working hand in hand with the chief and commissioner on this project in an attempt to raise the already high level of skill and professionalism that our officers hold. I will also work with the state government in terms of funding, I will zealously attempt to achieve a raise for every medical department employee. I promote a healthy and competitive business sector for Nuke City, thus i will offer a rebate of 1000 dollars on any new organisation to set up in this town, providing you indeed prove you are new. You may or may not have noticed but crime is still a prevalent issue in this City, I have already been working on reducing the crime rate but It's clear I need the support of this towns great citizens behind me. Therefore in addition to the advanced training course I will work with the appropriate person in increasing the NCPD Rookie's salary and I am putting together a reward package for the most professional, courageous and efficient police officer in town. These will not be the only changes I will make if elected into power, many more changes will occur behind the scenes and out of the public eye. Remember, if you have any pressing issues then feel free to pop by my office and discuss them with me and If I'm elected I will do my best to work on them. Vote #1, Vote true, Vote Adam.
Jamon Tyler
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Dear fellow citizens of NukeSilo,
I want you all to think of a time when NukeCity was a peaceful and safe place? I am betting nothing is coming up. This will change my friends! I will address the problems that have been crippling this city of ours. It is time for our streets to once again be safe from criminals and reckless drivers. My first initiative as mayor would be to impose stricter driving laws. All drivers must be tested by a licensed official before receiving and driving a car. A horn must be placed in all vehicles to warn nearby citizens. These new laws will also come with harsher penalties for those who hit and run innocent civilians in the streets. As well as new driving laws, it is quite evident that the people of this fine city of ours are not getting the respect they deserve. The Bill of Rights guarantees the rights of every citizen the right to counsel (Lawyer). If the civilian does not have a lawyer then one will be given to him. Criminals are placed in jail and forgotten! It is time for every citizen to be granted the rights they deserve! As mayor, i will also place a suggestion box outside of my office where any civilian can anonymously tell me how I am doing as mayor and/or any suggestions they may have. I will employ guards and assistants to help me with my mayoral duties and lower the unemployment rate. If i am voted for mayor, you will be voting for the good of the city. I promise to fufill my duties if elected, and i will not let the fine citizens of NukeCity down. NukeCity will once again be a place of equality and tranquility!
Sincerely,
Mayoral Candidate Jamon Tyler
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