NukeSilo Community

Granted but they are all bots,

I wish I had keys on every hideout on the server -AND- I had 1 mil in NukeSilo TSRP server
((Btw Dutch that post was like..realy old.. ))

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[00:00] <@Jameson> Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist"

Granted, but your account gets lost again and you won't get any of it back.


I wish I didn't have to read a 400 page novel tomorrow for school.((lol procrastination))

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Granted, but its 4000 pages now


I wish my wishes wouldnt go bad again

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[00:00] <@Jameson> Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist"

Granted, you get every wish you ever ask for, exactly as you want them. But then your worst enemy in the world gets the same.

I wish I had more time to play on the server.

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Granted, but every extra second you have is another day of being raped by a convict that escaped jail


I wish I had 500 kilos of weed in my attic

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[00:00] <@Jameson> Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist"

Granted, but the police quickly arrest you for it.

I wish I had a better job.

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 <@Toretto> Wow..was in line for the spinout with some friends at the fair and some fat ugly mexican lady grabbed my ass.
<@Orion`Away> I came.
<+Ryoma1337> did you like it, Toretto?
<@Toretto> Hell no..was f**king weird.
<@Toretto> Talking to my friend and I feel some fat chicks hands feeling on my ass.

Granted, your a prostitute to 1 legged 99 year old men that have cancer

I wish Mark would get shot at 12:00 Saturday night

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[00:00] <@Jameson> Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist"

granted, but he was shot while successfully raping someone....who turns out to be your sister




I wish today wasn't the last day of spring break

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Granted, Yesterday was.

I wish David wasn't prepubescent.

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 <@Toretto> Wow..was in line for the spinout with some friends at the fair and some fat ugly mexican lady grabbed my ass.
<@Orion`Away> I came.
<+Ryoma1337> did you like it, Toretto?
<@Toretto> Hell no..was f**king weird.
<@Toretto> Talking to my friend and I feel some fat chicks hands feeling on my ass.

granted however his dick is still bigger than yours

i wish i had 9700 real dollars to pay off a debt

Granted, but you read this post, hoping to hear me say something sick and twisted. But I do nothing of the sort, so you are disappointed.

I wish the Trix rabbit could have his Trix...just once.

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granted however he learns that there is really rabbits in the trix

i wish max would remember about the mayoral speaches....hint...hint

Granted, but while trying to post them, he some how accidently fucks up the forums again, and we don't get around to voting on them till May.

I wish Nukesilo were run a little more like a gaming server, and a little less like a business.

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Granted, but on the second day its sold to an old fat lady with a broken hip.

I wish people would get more active on the blasted server ((Btw I dont have a sister))

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[00:00] <@Jameson> Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist"

granted there are always the same 20 people on and you never get to play

i wish i didn't have to watch "Enchanted" for the 100th time with my 3 year old sister

Granted, but now you have to watch 2girls1cup every day infront of your entire work/school for the rest of your life..

I wish the Beatles were still around n playing music

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[00:00] <@Jameson> Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist"

granted however they turn out to smoke so much weed that you can hardly tell what the f**k they are saying like ozzy ozbourne.

i wish i had money coming out of my ass...yeah i really mean i want to s*it money...even coins...however hopefully just the 100 dollar bills

Granted, but you're arrested for counterfeiting money.


I wish that i was a creative person.

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Granted, but then you acidently make a toxic gas with crayons and some other resources and end up killing your hometown

I wish I was a Walrus....

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[00:00] <@Jameson> Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist"

Granted. Enjoy.

I wish it was the weekend.

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Granted, but you will get so drunk friday night that you will lose all of your cold weather apparel at a frat party, blackout halfway through the night, walk around the dorm floor with your shirt off and pants on backwards at 3-4AMish, and wake up at 8AM saturday, head rested on the toilet, then wake up at 2PM drunk, looking completely chinese, and like someone punched you in the face, and be hungover and puking until 9PM saturday.

I wish there were more fine ass women at my school.

Granted, but you turn into a homosexual.
I wish that I could get one of those GeForce 9800 GX2 SLI'd.

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[20:17] <Duckeh> I didn't agree to anything, I just pressed a box that said I did

granted however it gets hit by lightning and all the money you spent on it goes down the shitter.

i wish davargas123 could hold his liquor and not drink so da*n much

Granted, but then you fall madly in love with him because his tolerance turns you on. (And well done. That whole scenario he said WAS about him. Hahahahaha!)

I wish somebody would pervert this wish.

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granted, i have perverted the wish with maxwell and a twelve year old boy....

i wish i didn't have a 7 hour ride to pick up my crap and a 7 hour ride back.