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Wish failed, thats impossible.

I wish I could find a f**king job, lol.

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You find one but it pays under the table and you get no medical coverage and break your arm on the job and cant pay to fix it.

I wish i could...well...be w/ my girlfriend forever
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Granted,you are now genetically fused with her body

I wish most girls weren't freakin fat.

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granted, but now all girls are super skinny and puke all their food up after every meal


I wish finals weren't coming up

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Granted,but now you still have normal school.

I wish Peany would unban me from Peany's Cafe.

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Wish granted, but she banned you again immediately afterwords.

I wish I knew if God is real, regardless of whether I go to hell or heaven, I seek only knowledge, and of course I would be incapable of forgetting anything.

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Granted,you're now dead.

I wish my GF would come on now.

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granted but she dumps you when she gets on



I wish people weren't so f**king serious about "online relationships".


Ha, even try to f**k that one up.

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Granted but you fall into a serious online relationship


I wish i didnt have to get all dressed up to go to a Christmas Party >.<
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Granted, but now you have to dress up to go to your friends funeral, because everyone who actually DID go to the party died in a fire.

I wish I was pessimistic.
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Granted, but you eventually become gay, and your lover leaves you for gene simmons.

I wish I had $3.99 for a pack of smokes.

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Two hours later Shultz still wondering about the night befor called up his drinking buddy Katamari and asked what happen,although katamaris speech was slurred due to being hung over shultz could still make out some of it,"durrr we weresz at teh bar and teh fat hoe be looking up at you and she be saying sumethin bout darts and indians scalpen mexicans"
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Granted, but your dog can't help but s*it in your dorm daily.

I wish this semester would end sooner.

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Granted, but you failed your classes.

I wish People would donate more so we wouldn't have to shutdown the server.

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Uh, granted, but BaRda wants a cookie this time -.-. Oh, and you find that some invented a virus that travels through paypal, and eats your mobo.

I wish the mafia would be destroyed, and be replaced by the "Luciano Family" (Italian Mafia)

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Two hours later Shultz still wondering about the night befor called up his drinking buddy Katamari and asked what happen,although katamaris speech was slurred due to being hung over shultz could still make out some of it,"durrr we weresz at teh bar and teh fat hoe be looking up at you and she be saying sumethin bout darts and indians scalpen mexicans"
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Granted, but you realize that it's more constricting, and thus, less partial to creativity and growth, by limiting the family to a very specific "genre".

I wish I hooked up with a chica during my one week spring break :P

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she has AIDS

I wish that colonization would happen again
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Granted, but they also bring back witch hunts, and you are the first to be burned at the stake.

I wish the democrats would win the presidential election.

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Two hours later Shultz still wondering about the night befor called up his drinking buddy Katamari and asked what happen,although katamaris speech was slurred due to being hung over shultz could still make out some of it,"durrr we weresz at teh bar and teh fat hoe be looking up at you and she be saying sumethin bout darts and indians scalpen mexicans"
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Granted, but they decide to do a recount and the republicans win. (Bush election much.)

I wish I had superpowers.

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Granted, but you have to watch 2girls1cup ever hour until you lose your powers.

I wish the album Rocket Surgery by Styles of Beyond came out already.

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Granted, but they do it in the nude. ((LMAO, but seriously, I agree with you))

I wish the government would issue every civilian with a genectically engineered chick, who was super hot, and dumb as s*it. For a minimal fee of course. Like, test tube bitches, ya feel? Bring back the slave trade, but this time only for women!

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Two hours later Shultz still wondering about the night befor called up his drinking buddy Katamari and asked what happen,although katamaris speech was slurred due to being hung over shultz could still make out some of it,"durrr we weresz at teh bar and teh fat hoe be looking up at you and she be saying sumethin bout darts and indians scalpen mexicans"
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Granted, but yours has aids, herpes, and many more STDs.


I wish that the cool manager is the only one i have to work with from now on.

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Granted, but the water has to be 30% jizz...

I wish I could get a free, infinite, supply of Dr. Pepper that was exactly like todays formula.
((Muwhahaha, pervert that!))

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Two hours later Shultz still wondering about the night befor called up his drinking buddy Katamari and asked what happen,although katamaris speech was slurred due to being hung over shultz could still make out some of it,"durrr we weresz at teh bar and teh fat hoe be looking up at you and she be saying sumethin bout darts and indians scalpen mexicans"
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Granted, but the secret ingredient for that "formula" is semen.

I wish that that I could keep wishing.

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Granted, but none of them ever come true and you end up in hell for being such a greedy bastard.

I wish I had the money to pay off my speeding ticket, car insuranced bill, and Senior Week Round 2 expenses.

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Granted, but you had to prostitute yourself out for a month to other men to get the money.

I wish Nukesilo's tsrp server was 19/20 slots 24/7

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