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PostPosted: 19 Oct 2005, 20:04 
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Stupidest.

Joke.

Ever.

Comon, you made a joke involving ejaculate un-funny, and I'm a pubescent Irishman! I laugh at everything!

Want funny? My teacher thought that the reason that the kid next to me smelt like weed was because the school's coffee tasted off that morning.

That's funny. It's even funnier 'cuz he had a dime in his pocket.

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I agree with this statement, I've been wanting to post something like this but I thought that it would be useless because they would in turn call it spam. TracerBullet is t3h shiznit.


Did that n00b just headshot me!? Lawl!

Boy, that escalated quickly...I mean, that really got out of hand fast!


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PostPosted: 19 Oct 2005, 20:10 
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Mmmmmm, cum sandwhich.

Anyways, thats a pretty good one.

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PostPosted: 19 Oct 2005, 20:13 
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thank you IEMC


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The f**king IRISH OWN! IM IRISH! IRISH!
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Two hours later Shultz still wondering about the night befor called up his drinking buddy Katamari and asked what happen,although katamaris speech was slurred due to being hung over shultz could still make out some of it,"durrr we weresz at teh bar and teh fat hoe be looking up at you and she be saying sumethin bout darts and indians scalpen mexicans"


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You, my friend, are an embarrasment.

Pogh Mo Ban Thon.

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Dr. Dre wrote:
I agree with this statement, I've been wanting to post something like this but I thought that it would be useless because they would in turn call it spam. TracerBullet is t3h shiznit.


Did that n00b just headshot me!? Lawl!

Boy, that escalated quickly...I mean, that really got out of hand fast!


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PostPosted: 20 Oct 2005, 09:49 
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Lol. You don't know many Irish, do ya?

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Two hours later Shultz still wondering about the night befor called up his drinking buddy Katamari and asked what happen,although katamaris speech was slurred due to being hung over shultz could still make out some of it,"durrr we weresz at teh bar and teh fat hoe be looking up at you and she be saying sumethin bout darts and indians scalpen mexicans"


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"You don't know many Irish"?

Is that even English?

I don't know much Gaelic....I don't know many Irish people...

What are you trying to say?

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Dr. Dre wrote:
I agree with this statement, I've been wanting to post something like this but I thought that it would be useless because they would in turn call it spam. TracerBullet is t3h shiznit.


Did that n00b just headshot me!? Lawl!

Boy, that escalated quickly...I mean, that really got out of hand fast!


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PostPosted: 20 Oct 2005, 16:09 
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Yes, that is english. Proper grammer, punctuation. Not flawed. So what is with you being on my ass tracer? You got some grudge?

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Two hours later Shultz still wondering about the night befor called up his drinking buddy Katamari and asked what happen,although katamaris speech was slurred due to being hung over shultz could still make out some of it,"durrr we weresz at teh bar and teh fat hoe be looking up at you and she be saying sumethin bout darts and indians scalpen mexicans"


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brandon7219 wrote:
A boyfriend and girlfriend were about to hae sex for the first time. So they come up with a way to say like harder/softer tomato/lettuce (since the boyfriend shares a room with his brother and they sleep on a bunk bed).

So they start the girl says tomato tomato, lettuce lettuce,

they little brother wakes up and says will u 2 stop making sandwichs up there!? the mayo is getting all over me!!!!


I heard that joke when I was in 6th grade, which was many years ago.

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PostPosted: 20 Oct 2005, 19:03 
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Comon dre, 2 years isnt that long. Lol.

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Two hours later Shultz still wondering about the night befor called up his drinking buddy Katamari and asked what happen,although katamaris speech was slurred due to being hung over shultz could still make out some of it,"durrr we weresz at teh bar and teh fat hoe be looking up at you and she be saying sumethin bout darts and indians scalpen mexicans"


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I'm a junior in high school... so that's 5 years ago now.

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Your a junior?

Tee hee, i find that kkinda sad. WHy you ask? NEVAR!!!11

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lol, im a senior in high school


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Ahahahaha, I owned high school. But I'm not in it ! Because I haxored it.

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Two hours later Shultz still wondering about the night befor called up his drinking buddy Katamari and asked what happen,although katamaris speech was slurred due to being hung over shultz could still make out some of it,"durrr we weresz at teh bar and teh fat hoe be looking up at you and she be saying sumethin bout darts and indians scalpen mexicans"


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Yea, way to show how mature you are.

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barda wrote:
Ahahahaha, I owned high school. But I'm not in it ! Because I haxored it.

s*it. Everytime I read something you post, I slowly feel my respect for humanity sink deeper and deeper into the mud. With people like you, I have no idea what the chance of the human race's survival lasting another five years is.

Can someone give me a number crunch on that?

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Dr. Dre wrote:
I agree with this statement, I've been wanting to post something like this but I thought that it would be useless because they would in turn call it spam. TracerBullet is t3h shiznit.


Did that n00b just headshot me!? Lawl!

Boy, that escalated quickly...I mean, that really got out of hand fast!


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barda wrote:
Ahahahaha, I owned high school. But I'm not in it ! Because I haxored it.


Youve got to be the dumbest admin ever. Even dumber than falcon.

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At least falcon didn't have an ego.

He was just a stupid s*it.

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Dr. Dre wrote:
I agree with this statement, I've been wanting to post something like this but I thought that it would be useless because they would in turn call it spam. TracerBullet is t3h shiznit.


Did that n00b just headshot me!? Lawl!

Boy, that escalated quickly...I mean, that really got out of hand fast!


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leetspeak destroys culture


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I didn't think this joke was particularly funny, but don't diss 1337 5|*34|<.

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