James_Vincetti wrote:
Wasn't aware that there was a new contract killing business. But, that's funny haha.
, I'm in town, sort of a new turn. I think I came in last monday, or maybe the Sunday of last week-end-- I'm easy to miss, all I put up in advertisement is the "Templeton Therapy-- please, tell me your problems. 555-555(Or whatever)" one, and the rest is just word of mouth. The only folks that ought to be calling that number are the Mobsters and friends-of-Mobsters who've heard the name 'Templeton' in association with contract killing, OR the select few who actually want to see a therapist; to avoid suspicion, I make weak attempts at solving psychological problems over the phone, and try to make appointments as inconvenient as possible. Ideally, nobody will try and schedule a real face-to-face meeting, or I'm sure the Cops might take a closer look at the Therapy business, hehe. So I'm trying to keep a low profile, if it's even possible for someone who shoots people at least twice daily... but then again, I think the Medical Department's Director has killed more people than me, with a lot more noise. (Bravo, you magnificent bastard.)Glad y'all liked the quote, haven't got any other good phonecalls yet, but I'm sure it'll happen sooner or later. Call back, Mr. Bob!