I thought this was so funny when I was reading it but i dont know where i got it from >.<
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| Author: | Shadow Jones [ 16 May 2006, 16:04 ] |
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woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No, thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?" Boy - "$150" Man - "Sold." In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. Boy - "Dark in here." Man - "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a Wilson infielder's glove." The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?" Boy - "$350" Man - "Highway robbery. Sold" A few days later the father says "hey son go get ur glove and ball and lets go play" boys says-"i cant i sold them both" father- "for how much?" boy-"500$" father- "son i cant believe you, you no better than to over price stuff to ur friends im going to take u to church to teah u about ur greed" the father puts the boy in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here."The priest says, "Don't start that s*it again, you're in MY closet now." (yes it is random but i thought it was funny) |
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| Author: | Blade Vanspike [ 16 May 2006, 17:26 ] |
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xD I haven't heard that one before...And I know alot of closet jokes ñ_n |
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| Author: | Shadow Jones [ 29 May 2006, 15:39 ] |
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lol i forgot where i got it from now probl from some random website >.> |
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| Author: | Jameson [ 29 May 2006, 17:09 ] |
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hahahhahahha |
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| Author: | perlov0 [ 29 May 2006, 17:47 ] |
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LLLL wrote: hahahhahahha what he said |
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| Author: | joepicat [ 29 May 2006, 21:02 ] |
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it took me a while to figure this one out.lawl |
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| Author: | Shadow Jones [ 01 Jun 2006, 18:14 ] |
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I thought this was so funny when I was reading it but i dont know where i got it from >.<
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