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| Author: | James Johab [ 15 Nov 2005, 08:13 ] |
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So there was this guy and he had a motorcycle and everytime it would rain he would have to put vasoline on the seat and several other parts to keep them from getting messed up by the rain. He also had a girlfriend whom's parents he hadn't met. Finally one day he pressed the subject and she eventually agreed but warned him that he wasn't allowed to speak at the table because his family never talked while eating. So that night he was having dinner with her and her family and of course, no one was saying anything, I mean it was as quiet as could be. I mean no matter what happened the family didn't say anything, so the guy decided to test a theory. First he had sex with their daughter all over the table which left her pretty flustered but otherwise fine but the parents were like in total shock, but still they didn't say anything. The guy decided to push the theory further so he took the father's wife and had sex with her all over the table which turned the father's face red and his fists became pretty tight, his girlfriend was angry to say the least, but again nothing was said. Well it began raining so the guy pulled out his vasoline to go and make sure his motorcycle would be okay when the father stood up and said "Whoa whoa that's enough!" |
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| Author: | FalconBK [ 15 Nov 2005, 15:09 ] |
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Wow thats just messed up, I wouldnt ever do that. |
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| Author: | timmah [ 15 Nov 2005, 16:01 ] |
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Erm..... wow. |
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| Author: | brandon7219 [ 17 Nov 2005, 17:36 ] |
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i heard a different version of the story. the part where they dont talk at the dinner table is because who ever talks has to do the dishes, and so on |
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| Author: | kr3w [ 17 Nov 2005, 18:03 ] |
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wow. |
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| Author: | Somasu [ 17 Nov 2005, 21:09 ] |
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wtf, people dont talk at the table while eating most of the time in japan as well,but i dont decvide to have sex with ruan on the table infront of her parents just to see if they would say something,I mean COME ON!He was gona test it,for all he knew the dad could of bust out with a shotgun the moment he though his daughter on the table and started pulling off her shirt. |
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| Author: | Flavor [ 17 Nov 2005, 22:32 ] |
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Somasu wrote: the dad could of bust out with a shotgun the moment he though his daughter on the table and started pulling off her shirt. I like your thinking my friend. I like it a lot. |
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| Author: | Somasu [ 17 Nov 2005, 22:52 ] |
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why thank you |
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| Author: | James Johab [ 17 Nov 2005, 22:52 ] |
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Oh yeah, that's right, I couldn't remember the dishes part of the joke, so I had to make it up. Lol. |
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| Author: | Jason Jaques [ 20 Nov 2005, 02:02 ] |
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That last part is...well...*vomits* |
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| Author: | Shadow Jones [ 24 Jan 2006, 21:23 ] |
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ehhhh........interesting and disgusting -_- |
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