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Author:  TracerBullet [ 19 Oct 2005, 20:04 ]
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Stupidest.

Joke.

Ever.

Comon, you made a joke involving ejaculate un-funny, and I'm a pubescent Irishman! I laugh at everything!

Want funny? My teacher thought that the reason that the kid next to me smelt like weed was because the school's coffee tasted off that morning.

That's funny. It's even funnier 'cuz he had a dime in his pocket.

Author:  IEMC [ 19 Oct 2005, 20:10 ]
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Mmmmmm, cum sandwhich.

Anyways, thats a pretty good one.

Author:  brandon7219 [ 19 Oct 2005, 20:13 ]
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thank you IEMC

Author:  barda [ 19 Oct 2005, 23:45 ]
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The f**king IRISH OWN! IM IRISH! IRISH!
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Author:  TracerBullet [ 20 Oct 2005, 05:59 ]
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You, my friend, are an embarrasment.

Pogh Mo Ban Thon.

Author:  barda [ 20 Oct 2005, 09:49 ]
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Lol. You don't know many Irish, do ya?

Author:  TracerBullet [ 20 Oct 2005, 15:03 ]
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"You don't know many Irish"?

Is that even English?

I don't know much Gaelic....I don't know many Irish people...

What are you trying to say?

Author:  barda [ 20 Oct 2005, 16:09 ]
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Yes, that is english. Proper grammer, punctuation. Not flawed. So what is with you being on my ass tracer? You got some grudge?

Author:  Dr. Dre [ 20 Oct 2005, 16:50 ]
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brandon7219 wrote:
A boyfriend and girlfriend were about to hae sex for the first time. So they come up with a way to say like harder/softer tomato/lettuce (since the boyfriend shares a room with his brother and they sleep on a bunk bed).

So they start the girl says tomato tomato, lettuce lettuce,

they little brother wakes up and says will u 2 stop making sandwichs up there!? the mayo is getting all over me!!!!


I heard that joke when I was in 6th grade, which was many years ago.

Author:  barda [ 20 Oct 2005, 19:03 ]
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Comon dre, 2 years isnt that long. Lol.

Author:  Dr. Dre [ 20 Oct 2005, 19:04 ]
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I'm a junior in high school... so that's 5 years ago now.

Author:  IEMC [ 20 Oct 2005, 19:07 ]
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Your a junior?

Tee hee, i find that kkinda sad. WHy you ask? NEVAR!!!11

Author:  brandon7219 [ 20 Oct 2005, 19:12 ]
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lol, im a senior in high school

Author:  barda [ 20 Oct 2005, 19:42 ]
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Ahahahaha, I owned high school. But I'm not in it ! Because I haxored it.

Author:  Dr. Dre [ 20 Oct 2005, 19:48 ]
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Yea, way to show how mature you are.

Author:  TracerBullet [ 20 Oct 2005, 20:33 ]
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barda wrote:
Ahahahaha, I owned high school. But I'm not in it ! Because I haxored it.

s*it. Everytime I read something you post, I slowly feel my respect for humanity sink deeper and deeper into the mud. With people like you, I have no idea what the chance of the human race's survival lasting another five years is.

Can someone give me a number crunch on that?

Author:  IEMC [ 20 Oct 2005, 20:38 ]
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barda wrote:
Ahahahaha, I owned high school. But I'm not in it ! Because I haxored it.


Youve got to be the dumbest admin ever. Even dumber than falcon.

Author:  TracerBullet [ 20 Oct 2005, 20:42 ]
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At least falcon didn't have an ego.

He was just a stupid s*it.

Author:  Vash-The-Stampede [ 20 Oct 2005, 23:06 ]
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leetspeak destroys culture

Author:  Dr. Dre [ 20 Oct 2005, 23:54 ]
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I didn't think this joke was particularly funny, but don't diss 1337 5|*34|<.

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