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Supernuker [ 06 Oct 2005, 22:48 ]

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IRC Funnys

This is just some funny text I've seen over irc. Some of it IS my setinfos. Ingore the boxes, they are color codes for irc which amost everything else doesn't use.

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[02:57:52] <LrDkOrN04> ok, /me and /part were in a bar, /me left who was still at the bar? 
[02:58:24] <@Supernuker|NFo> /part 
[02:58:29] <LrDkOrN04> CORRECT 
[02:58:43] <@Supernuker|NFo> why don't you say the answer :o 
[02:58:48] * LrDkOrN04 (~lrdkorn04@adsl-70-241-84-85.dsl.hstntx.swbell.net) has left #nukesilo

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[03:22:52] <@Supernuker|NFo> kyonai pwns you 
[03:23:10] <LrDkOrN04> pwns me? 
[03:23:31] <LrDkOrN04> pwn this 
[03:23:40] <@Kyonai> !pwn lrdkorn04 
[03:23:40] * LrDkOrN04 was kicked by ChanServ ((Kyonai) Bye.) 
[03:26:08] * Kyonai was kicked by LrDkOrN04 (ass) 
[03:26:08] * LrDkOrN04 was kicked by ChanServ (That user is protected.)

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[18:03:31] <IEMC> !8ball is LrDkOrN04 gay?
[18:03:31] <ChanServ> IEMC: If the prophets will it
[18:03:44] <LrDkOrN04> !8ball shutup 
[18:03:44] <ChanServ> LrDkOrN04: Not on your life.
[18:03:50] <Supernuker|NFo> you got owned.

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[14:22:33] <@^Luke> im having some terrible speilling errors

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[19:00:52] <Scorpion{Dh}> NICK SHOULD COME PUB IF HE HAS FREE TIME...id even let him choose the map :) 
[19:01:22] <@Nick|NFo> ka_arena and give me godmode?

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[23:44:09] <+LLLL> ircawp: does school suck ass?
[23:44:10] <+ircawp> LLLL: Suck my dick in the ass.

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[20:36:48]  <@Snake-NFo> im getting a lot of wierd quote thing in the amxbans though 
[20:37:02] <@TimeX-NFo> like what? 
[20:38:04] <@Snake-NFo> 17" "aimbot"
[20:38:09] <@Snake-NFo> maybe he has a 17 inch aimbot 
[20:38:11] <@Snake-NFo> dunno

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[21:33:21] <@LLLL> wow i was just changing channels on the tv while thinking about FTP and changed the channel to channel 21 -_-

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[21:43:54] <@Sniper|oXi|> Tell him to go _________ himself in the _________ . Fill in the blanks however you wish.
[21:45:14] <@Supernuker|NFo> Tell him to Dirty himself in the Sniper|oXi|'s Bed

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[23:06:28] <+LLLL> kick me 
[23:07:26] <+LLLL> do it 
[23:08:32] * nick sets mode: -v LLLL 
[23:08:46] <LLLL> not fair 
[23:08:51] <LLLL> BOO!!!

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[16:48:23] <@bOoya\NFo> that yamato guy demo is so blatant
[16:48:36] <@bOoya\NFo> he lined up to throw a grenade right at a guy 
[16:48:40] <@bOoya\NFo> too bad there was a door in the way 
[16:48:44] <@bOoya\NFo> he must not have seen it 
[16:49:07] <@bOoya\NFo> s*it bounced back in his face

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[15:31:37] <@l2ay-NFo> i'd say ban slo, but he sucks too much to be banned =x 
[15:31:51] <@Slofire`Sleep> your da*n right i do

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Jameson [ 07 Oct 2005, 00:31 ]

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Re: IRC Funnys

Supernuker wrote:

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[16:48:23] <@bOoya\NFo> that yamato guy demo is so blatant
[16:48:36] <@bOoya\NFo> he lined up to throw a grenade right at a guy 
[16:48:40] <@bOoya\NFo> too bad there was a door in the way 
[16:48:44] <@bOoya\NFo> he must not have seen it 
[16:49:07] <@bOoya\NFo> s/h/i/t bounced back in his face[/code]

best one ever

Author:	Vash-The-Stampede [ 07 Oct 2005, 03:30 ]
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Quote: Code: [14:22:33] <@^Luke> im having some terrible speilling errors HAHAHHA that one made me actually laugh out loud

Author:	IEMC [ 07 Oct 2005, 14:15 ]
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lol, shut up I got a sit load, heres some samples: Quote:* <Intellect-MystiC> i wish i had a bigger dick Quote: [21:49] <LLLL> lol i got this chain bulliten from someone on myspace asking guys their dick size [21:49] <LLLL> some guy put 10 inches [21:49] <LLLL> idiot [21:49] <Supernuker\|NFo> mine is 10 inches [21:49] <Supernuker\|NFo> not. [21:49] <LLLL> if you had a 10 inch dick that would be the suck [21:49] <^Luke> mines 90 gagillion [21:49] <^Luke> i gotta rap it around my leg many times [21:50] <LLLL> lol [21:50] <LLLL> nuker no i [21:50] <Supernuker\|NFo> too bad [21:50] <Supernuker\|NFo> that isn't a word [21:50] <^Luke> haha [21:50] <LLLL> it would be hard to have sex [21:50] <LLLL> .. [21:50] <^Luke> it would hurt to have a boner Quote: [21:52] <Supernuker\|NFo> I heard a rumor [21:52] <Supernuker\|NFo> that the seniors went out [21:52] <FalconBK> :O [21:52] <Supernuker\|NFo> and had like a party [21:52] <Supernuker\|NFo> and like mastubated [21:52] <^Luke> wtf [21:52] <FalconBK> circle jerk. Quote: [21:54] * FalconBK pulls out 25 inch dickzorz [21:54] <FalconBK> :O [21:54] <Supernuker\|NFo> bye. [21:54] <FalconBK> mine is betterzorz [21:54] <Supernuker\|NFo> dude [21:54] <Supernuker\|NFo> falcon [21:54] <Supernuker\|NFo> your body can't support a dick that big [21:54] <Supernuker\|NFo> you would fall over That had to be the strangest conversation ever... Thats just a littile bit. Ill post more later.

Author:	[LG] Destroyer12 [ 07 Oct 2005, 15:07 ]
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Here is a funny one:

Author:	IEMC [ 07 Oct 2005, 15:24 ]
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Well... you were :\

Author:	FalconBK [ 07 Oct 2005, 17:04 ]
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Goood times.

Author:	Vash-The-Stampede [ 07 Oct 2005, 17:20 ]
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haha if someone had a 25 inch dick they would probably pass out whenever they had a boner due to blood loss ohhh baby im soooooo harddddd passes out

Author:	IEMC [ 07 Oct 2005, 18:32 ]
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LMAO!! HAHAHAHA

Author:	MrSoda [ 07 Oct 2005, 19:20 ]
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dick jokes always get me laughen, anyways... "There once was a man from Mantuckit His dick was so long he could suck it! So he said with a grin, and some cum on his chin My ear is so round, ill f**k it!" my, probobly second best friend recited that while we were all hangin out at a holoween party a year or 2 back, lol.

Author:	IEMC [ 07 Oct 2005, 20:33 ]
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAH THATS NOT AN IRC QUOTE

Author:	Riccio [ 07 Oct 2005, 23:16 ]
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view my sig

Author:	Jesse [ 08 Oct 2005, 00:11 ]
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AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....... inhale AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Author:	MrSoda [ 08 Oct 2005, 00:50 ]
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IEMC wrote: HAHAHAHAHHAHAH THATS NOT AN IRC QUOTE what if i were 2 say it over IRC, huh? lol

Author:	IEMC [ 08 Oct 2005, 19:33 ]
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The chanserv has spoken...

Author:	Jesse [ 08 Oct 2005, 21:05 ]
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Indeed sir, indeed.

Author:	IEMC [ 14 Oct 2005, 18:32 ]
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Quote: [19:22] <^Dest12> Btw I requested that you be unbanned luke [19:23] <^Luke> :> [19:23] <^Luke> i luv you dest [19:23] <^Luke> lets make sweet luv [19:24] <Supernuker\|NFo> dest won't help you get unbanned [19:24] <^Luke> lol [19:24] <^Luke> so? [19:24] <^Luke> LLLL said for me to be unbanned [19:24] <^Luke> :\ [19:24] <Supernuker\|NFo> partically thanks to me [19:25] <^Luke> [19:25] * ^Luke hugs nuker [19:25] <^Luke> <3 [19:25] * TSRP-AEROOOOOOO licks luke in the arm [19:25] <^Luke> eww [19:25] <^Luke> i still hate you [19:25] <^Luke> go away [19:25] <TSRP-AEROOOOOOO> at least i dont buttrape people [19:26] <Supernuker\|NFo> o sure [19:26] <^Luke> at least i dont LIKE being buttraped [19:26] <Supernuker\|NFo> dest requsests to get you unbanned [19:26] <Supernuker\|NFo> and you want to make love to hi [19:26] <Supernuker\|NFo> but I review the demo [19:26] <Supernuker\|NFo> and render that you weren't dming [19:26] <^Luke> cus dest is sexy.... your just... [19:26] <Supernuker\|NFo> and all I get is a hug [19:26] <^Luke> your just nuker :\ [19:26] <Supernuker\|NFo> fine [19:26] <Supernuker\|NFo> I won't help you again [19:26] <^Luke> and why do you want to make luv? weirdo... [19:26] <Supernuker\|NFo> I don't [19:27] <Supernuker\|NFo> why do you want to make love with dest? [19:27] <^Luke> hes sexy [19:27] <^Luke> daaaaaamn [19:27] <TSRP-AEROOOOOOO> k [19:27] <TSRP-AEROOOOOOO> website is setup :O [19:27] <^Luke> kay [19:28] <Supernuker\|NFo> heh [19:28] <Supernuker\|NFo> I'm taken anyway [19:28] <^Luke> you have another ghey lover? >:( [19:28] <TSRP-AEROOOOOOO> yep luke [19:28] <TSRP-AEROOOOOOO> me [19:28] <TSRP-AEROOOOOOO> :O [19:28] <^Luke> ZOMG [19:28] <^Luke> BASTARD [19:28] <TSRP-AEROOOOOOO> MWAHAHAHHA [19:28] <TSRP-AEROOOOOOO> MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA [19:28] * ^Luke rapes TSRP-AEROOOOOOO [19:29] <^Luke> YOU LIKE THAT BITCH! [19:29] * TSRP-AEROOOOOOO shoves luke off and pulls out a .357 and blows lukes brains to the floor [19:29] <^Luke> ow [19:29] <^Luke> sit [19:29] ^Luke falls over dead [19:29] * TSRP-AEROOOOOOO cuts lukes throat and slices his head off [19:29] * TSRP-AEROOOOOOO cuts lukes dick off and feeds it to lukes dog [19:29] <^Luke> pssh [19:29] <TSRP-AEROOOOOOO> GG [19:29] <^Luke> what dick? [19:29] <^Luke> [19:29] <TSRP-AEROOOOOOO> AHHA [19:29] <^Luke> tee hee [19:30] <^Luke> im the new falcon (no offense) [19:30] <TSRP-AEROOOOOOO> ROFLMAO

Author:	[LG] Destroyer12 [ 15 Oct 2005, 10:07 ]
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So glad I didn't see that until now.

Author:	TracerBullet [ 15 Oct 2005, 12:29 ]
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[quote="IEMC[19:29] [19:30] <^Luke> im the new falcon (no offense) [19:30] <TSRP-AEROOOOOOO> ROFLMAO[/quote][/quote] Roffle Mayo!!!!!!

Author:	IEMC [ 15 Oct 2005, 12:32 ]
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nice crappy quote. And i see nuker deleted my second quote

Author:	blakeroberts88 [ 16 Oct 2005, 20:57 ]
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Yea a dew days ago.. Me, Nuker, and FalconBK were talking and I got curious and decided to see what would happen if I typed !cut blakeroberts88.. Well I kick banned myself from the nukesilo irc lol.. Nuker and Falcon wouldn't stop laughing at me. [10:52:pm] <blakeroberts88> !cut blakeroberts88 [10:52:pm] * ChanServ sets mode: -o+b blakeroberts88 !@d57-15-137.home.cgocable.net [10:52:pm] * You were kicked by ChanServ ((blakeroberts88) Bye.) [10:52:pm] -ChanServ- Kickbanned blakeroberts88 from #nukesilo. [10:52:pm] * Attempting to rejoin channel #nukesilo [10:52:pm] * Unable to join channel (address is banned) [10:55:pm] <Supernuker\|NFo> that would be funny [10:55:pm] <Supernuker\|NFo> if that command [10:55:pm] <Supernuker\|NFo> did completely remove you from staff

Author:	Vash-The-Stampede [ 27 Nov 2005, 22:02 ]
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Author:	Somasu [ 27 Nov 2005, 23:48 ]
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funny xfire sit...not really... Quote:* Pirogoeth: hey bardaazreal: yo bardaazreal: how goes it man Pirogoeth: Vote somasu for mayor!! Pirogoeth: here is my campaign for mayor Pirogoeth: http://yomiwantsyou.ytmnd.com/ bardaazreal: dan bardaazreal: who else is running Pirogoeth: dun know Pirogoeth: i think jesse bardaazreal: i thought i wuz Pirogoeth: but that guy is so fking corrupt bardaazreal: lol Pirogoeth: u r? bardaazreal: i sent a pm to nuker a while back bardaazreal: ... bardaazreal: what all wuz supposed to be in it? Pirogoeth: you gota mail it mn Pirogoeth: im not gona help ya... bardaazreal: wait i mailed it bardaazreal: lol bardaazreal: cuz u know id win Pirogoeth: only because you have the mafia backing you bardaazreal: meh bardaazreal: wut mafia? Pirogoeth: the mafia your in... bardaazreal: ye we have like no members now though bardaazreal: you know nick went pd for a while bardaazreal: ? Pirogoeth: because i was,and so kitty joined because i was going to Pirogoeth: and then nick joined Pirogoeth: and i heard a few others i cant think of their name mow Pirogoeth: id me PD if i hadn't been banzord bardaazreal: you got banned from teh serverh now? Pirogoeth: yeah bardaazreal: lol bardaazreal: (his is his girlfriend) bardaazreal: who are you ? Pirogoeth: sum azn guy bardaazreal: really Pirogoeth: im sorry your man is a fatty bardaazreal: he is NOT Pirogoeth: hey man,he showed me this porno he was in bardaazreal: you are! Pirogoeth: and he had a beer gut Pirogoeth: lol wana see my pic? Pirogoeth: im not a fatty,sorry bardaazreal: ok Pirogoeth: viewtopic.php?t=3037 bardaazreal: I think after 5 years i would know if he was fat Pirogoeth: hey man,iv known him for 3 months and i know for a fact he is fat bardaazreal: bit me bardaazreal: bite Pirogoeth: Pirogoeth: look man,im not gona help you masterbate Pirogoeth: yyour bbarda's gf Pirogoeth: not mine bardaazreal: I dont want to talk to you any more bardaazreal: Pirogoeth: im sorry Pirogoeth: your missing out bardaazreal: bye Pirogoeth: With my last words i curse zoidburg!!! I hate it when people pretend to be their own girlfriend and talk s*it.When Ruan gets on my computer she doesnt talk to any1,she doesnt need to.So when i play with guys and suposidly their gf gets on,they suddenly decide to tell me "OMFG HI HI IM ----'s GF OMFG!!!!" i doubt they would have a gf they knew howto even use xfire or msn....its sad,really

Author:	IEMC [ 28 Nov 2005, 14:53 ]
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[15:49] <^Luke> !8 Do i have a huge dick? [15:49] <ChanServ> ^Luke: Not on your life. [15:49] <^Luke> ROFL [15:49] <Sleep`Aerocow> rofl [15:49] <^Luke> hahahahahah [15:49] <Sleep`Aerocow> luke thinks 1millimeter is big [15:50] <Sleep`Aerocow> =\ [15:50] <^Luke> !8 Do i have a regular dick? [15:50] <ChanServ> ^Luke: Absolutely not. [15:50] <^Luke> OMG [15:50] <^Luke> f**k YOU [15:50] <rachelkitty> LMAO [15:50] <rachelkitty> ROFL [15:50] <Sleep`Aerocow> ahahhaa [15:50] <rachelkitty> lol luke [15:50] <^Luke> :\ [15:50] <rachelkitty> =\ it lies

Author:	FalconBK [ 28 Nov 2005, 17:03 ]
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Somasu,wrong forum. Luke, I remember that. Hehehehe.

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