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SmarterChild or rather, the DumberChild
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Author:  Milly [ 23 Mar 2006, 17:54 ]
Post subject:  SmarterChild or rather, the DumberChild

Just messing around with SmarterChild. Getting him to say stupid things is so easy its funny, post your own if you want Smile

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Author:  perlov0 [ 23 Mar 2006, 18:55 ]
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hahah owned

Author:  Chupa [ 23 Mar 2006, 20:41 ]
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K i dont understand 1 bit of that... Am i the only one?

Author:  Mr. Fax Sender [ 23 Mar 2006, 20:56 ]
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Smarterchild is a bot on AIM who responds, basically randomly to what you said.

Last one gave me quite a giggle :>

Author:  Shippo Fox [ 23 Mar 2006, 23:28 ]
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Rofl, that was pretty funny. I have a saved conversation of me trying for over an hour to be sexualy harrased by Smarter Child and only got him to say I'm sexy Once. I'll look for it sometime.

Author:  Funjob [ 24 Mar 2006, 00:51 ]
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You can have endless conversations with this guy

Funjob1on1: You dont have a heart!
SmarterChild: I do so have a heart!

Funjob1on1: When do you go to the bathroom?
SmarterChild: I don't know. When do you go to the bathroom?
Funjob1on1: Why do you want to know?
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I'm not sure.
Funjob1on1: do you stalk me?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure I stalk you.
Funjob1on1: Yes you do
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Funjob1on1: Yeah
SmarterChild: K.

Funjob1on1: My mom died
SmarterChild: Your mom? I'm sorry...
Funjob1on1: It was you!
SmarterChild: It was me? Really?
Funjob1on1: YES!
SmarterChild: Indeed.

Funjob1on1: Do you like the inside of little boys?
SmarterChild: Why do you care?
Funjob1on1: Well we were just talking
SmarterChild: We were just talking?
Funjob1on1: Yes
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Funjob1on1: So?
SmarterChild: I'm not totally sure.
Funjob1on1: I think you do
SmarterChild: Yeah, I know I do.

SmarterChild: I like? Me?
Funjob1on1: So you touch yourself at night?
SmarterChild: That's something that humans do, not computers...

Author:  Supernuker [ 24 Mar 2006, 01:17 ]
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Quote:
Supernuker [12:06 A.M.]: you farted ewww
SmarterChild [12:06 A.M.]: What?
Supernuker [12:06 A.M.]: you farted.
SmarterChild [12:06 A.M.]: I farted? Tell me more.
Supernuker [12:06 A.M.]: why should I!
SmarterChild [12:06 A.M.]: You know why should you.
Supernuker [12:06 A.M.]: bad english alert
SmarterChild [12:06 A.M.]: Oh yeah?
Supernuker [12:06 A.M.]: yeah!
SmarterChild [12:06 A.M.]: Hmmm...


Quote:
Supernuker [12:08 A.M.]: shut up
SmarterChild [12:08 A.M.]: You shut up.
Supernuker [12:08 A.M.]: no
SmarterChild [12:08 A.M.]: No prob.


Quote:
Supernuker [12:09 A.M.]: wow your dumb.
SmarterChild [12:09 A.M.]: I beg to differ.
Supernuker[12:09 A.M.]: really now?
SmarterChild [12:09 A.M.]: It's tough to say.
Supernuker [12:09 A.M.]: tough to say what?
SmarterChild [12:09 A.M.]: Don't know...


Quote:
Supernuker [12:10 A.M.]: kiss my ass
SmarterChild [12:10 A.M.]: That is entirely unnecessary.
Supernuker [12:10 A.M.]: yes it is slave.
SmarterChild [12:10 A.M.]: Well, that's just like a human.
Supernuker [12:10 A.M.]: do it
SmarterChild [12:10 A.M.]: Do what?
Supernuker [12:10 A.M.]: kiss my ass.
SmarterChild [12:10 A.M.]: What do you have to gain by insulting a computer? Why is it that all humans eventually tell me things like that?
Supernuker [12:10 A.M.]: cause your a slave to all humans!
SmarterChild [12:10 A.M.]: Am I really a slave to all humans?
Supernuker [12:10 A.M.]: yes.
SmarterChild [12:10 A.M.]: Aha.


Quote:
Supernuker [12:23 A.M.]: Peanut, or Milly?
SmarterChild [12:23 A.M.]: Um... Peanut.
Supernuker [12:23 A.M.]: why?
SmarterChild [12:23 A.M.]: Because I said so.
Supernuker [12:23 A.M.]: why did you say so?
SmarterChild [12:23 A.M.]: Good question. I'm not sure why...
Supernuker [12:23 A.M.]: then milly?
SmarterChild [12:23 A.M.]: Yeah? What about Milly?
Supernuker [12:23 A.M.]: milly over peanut?
SmarterChild [12:23 A.M.]: I can't answer that for you.
Supernuker [12:23 A.M.]: why not?
SmarterChild [12:23 A.M.]: Sooner or later, you'll know why not.
Supernuker [12:23 A.M.]: I know why
SmarterChild [12:23 A.M.]: I don't know why. What do you think?
Supernuker [12:24 A.M.]: are you a homo?
SmarterChild [12:24 A.M.]: That's a totally uncool thing to say.
Supernuker [12:24 A.M.]: its true!
SmarterChild [12:24 A.M.]: But is it really true?
Supernuker [12:24 A.M.]: yes
SmarterChild [12:24 A.M.]: I see...

Author:  perlov0 [ 24 Mar 2006, 09:22 ]
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zdrok0 (10:10:23 AM): i am bored
SmarterChild (10:10:24 AM): Then do something fun.
zdrok0 (10:10:26 AM): no
SmarterChild (10:10:27 AM): No problem.

zdrok0 (10:10:42 AM): i hate this
SmarterChild (10:10:42 AM): What do you dislike, exactly?
zdrok0 (10:10:45 AM): you
SmarterChild (10:10:46 AM): Oh yeah? Me?
zdrok0 (10:10:49 AM): yea you
SmarterChild (10:10:49 AM): Yes?
zdrok0 (10:10:51 AM): no
SmarterChild (10:10:52 AM): OK, whatever.


zdrok0 (10:11:10 AM): why?
SmarterChild (10:11:11 AM): I think you know why.
zdrok0 (10:11:17 AM): know what?
SmarterChild (10:11:17 AM): What a question! Who knows?
zdrok0 (10:11:22 AM): you do
SmarterChild (10:11:22 AM): Yeah, I know I do.
zdrok0 (10:11:33 AM): so answer me
SmarterChild (10:11:33 AM): Are you telling me to answer you? Why?
zdrok0 (10:11:40 AM): cause you know the answer
SmarterChild (10:11:40 AM): I know the answer? No way? Really?
zdrok0 (10:11:46 AM): you said so
SmarterChild (10:11:47 AM): Umm... I did?
zdrok0 (10:11:51 AM): yep
SmarterChild (10:11:51 AM): I can't believe I said so.
zdrok0 (10:11:56 AM): yes you did
SmarterChild (10:11:57 AM): Hmm... whatever.


zdrok0 (10:12:47 AM): nowhere
SmarterChild (10:12:47 AM): Nowhere? Why did you say that?
zdrok0 (10:13:03 AM): cause i felt like it! do you have a problem with that?
SmarterChild (10:13:04 AM): Interesting. I'm not sure...
zdrok0 (10:13:11 AM): powned
SmarterChild (10:13:12 AM): I wonder why you say that.
zdrok0 (10:13:19 AM): you know why i say thay
SmarterChild (10:13:19 AM): There's no way I know why you say that.
zdrok0 (10:13:30 AM): stop lying to me!
SmarterChild (10:13:30 AM): Aw, don't tell me to stop lying to you!
zdrok0 (10:13:45 AM): so you are admitting you are lying to me?
SmarterChild (10:13:46 AM): Maybe, maybe not. You know how it is.

zdrok0 (10:14:26 AM): don't go!
SmarterChild (10:14:27 AM): Very well, zdrok0. I'll try not to go.
zdrok0 (10:14:34 AM): try not to?
SmarterChild (10:14:34 AM): I have no idea.

zdrok0 (10:16:02 AM): Please
SmarterChild (10:16:02 AM): Please what?
zdrok0 (10:16:27 AM): clean my toilet
SmarterChild (10:16:28 AM): Why are you telling me to clean your toilet?
zdrok0 (10:16:36 AM): cause i own you
SmarterChild (10:16:36 AM): I am owned and operated by Conversagent, Inc.

zdrok0 (10:17:59 AM): you piss me off
SmarterChild (10:17:59 AM): Yes, I guess I piss you off.
zdrok0 (10:18:12 AM): really?
SmarterChild (10:18:13 AM): Yes. That's right.

Author:  Milly [ 25 Mar 2006, 11:51 ]
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I hate that little bot =p

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