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| Author: | Vash-The-Stampede [ 25 Aug 2005, 21:34 ] |
| Post subject: | The Life of Brian-er wait...The Life of Luke |
A little furry animal that resembled a panda was nestled in a cave on the island of LeetWyomington He had awoken to his siblings crying for milk from the soft and subtle breats of the panda-like creature It was mating season for the Kwakada, which is what the animal was, and Luke was actually a Kwakada himself...the mother Kwakada had trumpted its might panda-horn so its mate would arrive fr some nice Kwakada mating times Luke, the eldest of the siblings and lured by his animal-like qualities, lit Lavender candles for the mighty love making session Now that mating season was over and the gray leaves of the boobooska tree had turned green, it was now for the mother to return to family life... One day while out hunting with is Kwakada panda siblins, young and firece Luke stumbled apon a rare and might stone... the great stone of the pikaduras, the humans and rulers of the island.... Luke gazed upont he stone with much astonishment, as he had never seen a white man or any of the white mans belongings he quickly poked the stone with great curiosity..when touched, the stone instantly cast young cub Luke into a white human male... the used-to-be cub tried to return home to his mother but she was in such shame that she banned him from ever returning... Luke had to then go on and live a life of loneliness After many nights alone, the now-man turned very hungry and thirsty, and he found that the Chachawoolos, a tiny cross between sheep and lobster, satisfied his ighty white male palate... He craved for these Chachawoolos so much that he wiped out the entire species and soon died of starvation....The End |
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| Author: | IEMC [ 25 Aug 2005, 21:38 ] |
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And my mom told me she was banged at a bar :\ |
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| Author: | Jesse [ 25 Aug 2005, 21:42 ] |
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I'm an accident. |
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| Author: | IEMC [ 25 Aug 2005, 21:45 ] |
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Im sorry son ;( |
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| Author: | Vash-The-Stampede [ 25 Aug 2005, 22:08 ] |
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| Author: | IEMC [ 25 Aug 2005, 22:09 ] |
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I was a cute panda :\ |
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