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| Author: | Toretto [ 02 Dec 2008, 22:25 ] |
| Post subject: | David Toretto for Mayor |
((Note, forum roleplay's are not my specialty. And it'd be alot easier to do this in-game but ehm..yeah, do not beat me up too bad about the faults in this little speech, as this is my first forum-roleplay.)) After a brief consideration by various news teams, a small assembly of photographers and journalists assemble at the NukeCity Park. A man, appearing to be in his mid-thirty's with slick black hair combed to the side, wearing a black suit and a red tie walks up to the news podium as his face is shined by a flurry of flashs from various photographers, "Assistant NCPD Commissioner David Toretto has called this press conference to speak with you about the mayoral race. He will speak with you all momentarily, so I ask for your patience and consideration." The mid-aged man steps down with a swift nod to the news crews at the park. After a small span of time passes, the candidate steps up to the podium and adjusts the microphone with a smile. Staring into the small conference crowd, he announces, "Good evening, I am pleased to announce that I , David Toretto, have declared canidicy for Mayor of this great city. My morales being as the following, which I shall explain the causes for these drastic actions afterwords,: That all taxes on firearms be reduced by twenty-five percent. All taxes on alchoholic beverages reduced by fifty percent. All willing and able bodied civilians loose benefits from welfare, and be given to the more needing. Public officials yearly salary increased by up to five percent. Government funded police equipment, including tazers, firearms, kevlar, and cruisers. All criminal persecution fines and punishments be doubled. And of course, the local drinking age of NukeCity reduced to the proper age; eighteen." "These actions I've stood and believe in may seem radical and extreme to some eyes, but I do this because I know it must be done. These newly put laws are to simply save our town from turmoil and anarchy, I hope that you, my fellow citizens, will come to believe in me and my morales. Thank you." David steps down from the podium as a final light flashs as the camera is turned to a reporter, David mumbles in the background with a quick cough afterwords, "And I promise I won't f**k your wife." |
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| Author: | KyonItsuki [ 02 Dec 2008, 22:30 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: David Toretto for Mayor |
Oh hell yes. You got my vote. |
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| Author: | Toretto [ 02 Dec 2008, 22:32 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: David Toretto for Mayor |
Toretto and his assossiates hand out 'Vote for Toretto' pins and badges, "Good to have you on board, sir!" they hand Kyon a small refridgerator magnet and another pin. |
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| Author: | McInnis [ 02 Dec 2008, 22:45 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: David Toretto for Mayor |
I support you hundred' percent, stay up Law. |
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| Author: | Supernuker [ 02 Dec 2008, 23:29 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: David Toretto for Mayor |
(( I like how people promise things which are impossible to follow through with )) |
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| Author: | Maxwell Murder [ 02 Dec 2008, 23:36 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: David Toretto for Mayor |
(( Ahahahahahhaha, epic last sentence! And Nuker, we all know by now that lying and politics share a symbiotic relationship. )) |
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| Author: | Supernuker [ 02 Dec 2008, 23:59 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: David Toretto for Mayor |
(( Yeah, what really makes me sad though is people vote for them even though they KNOW its not possible. We should really call it the NukeSilo Most Popular Person instead of mayor, honestly, cause that's all it really is. )) |
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| Author: | Maxwell Murder [ 03 Dec 2008, 00:02 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: David Toretto for Mayor |
(( I think he's just trying to compensate for what the server lacks right now by pretending that it exists. )) |
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| Author: | Fracsid Relis [ 03 Dec 2008, 00:26 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: David Toretto for Mayor |
Fracsid Relis, NCNOW Radio News, what are your comments on the growing mafia threat to the city? How will you be funding all these tax cuts? How will reducing the tax on firearms affect the already insanely high gun violence in the city? Rather than equipment for the police, don't you think the Medical Department is understaffed? Wouldn't the money be better spent there? Where do you stand on the proliferation of toads within the city? |
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| Author: | Mikhail Zhukov [ 03 Dec 2008, 06:21 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: David Toretto for Mayor |
((what is with you and the toad thing?)) |
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| Author: | Zurrag [ 03 Dec 2008, 14:33 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: David Toretto for Mayor |
You have my vote! ( Although, reducing gun prices would be nice =( ) |
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| Author: | Wake [ 03 Dec 2008, 14:58 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: David Toretto for Mayor |
He's got my vote! |
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| Author: | Toretto [ 03 Dec 2008, 15:10 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: David Toretto for Mayor |
David smiles brightly, "It's good to have all of your support, thank you. Now, about your questions, sir. I intend to grant government funding to all PD branchs, as the lack of equipment for the PD is a large factor to the 'Mafia's growing threat.' The tax cuts shall be payed by the scavenged welfare money I am cutting from the able-bodied. Which, quite frankly I find saddening, is very large. For the gun law, I believe with lower costs for guns, and more able PD officers that the 'thugs' of our city will begin to dissipate. We have been sending private donations to the MD for hiring more staff and employee's. We hope, with time, that all of these issues will be resolved. And I intend to do that for you, my fellow citizens." Edit: ((Nuker, if you do not appreciate my attempt to bring new and old life back to the community, tell me and I will hastely quit this little charade.)) |
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| Author: | Supernuker [ 03 Dec 2008, 17:20 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: David Toretto for Mayor |
Toretto wrote: ((Nuker, if you do not appreciate my attempt to bring new and old life back to the community, tell me and I will hastely quit this little charade.)) (( Oh no, I'm not saying that, by all means continue. I was just commenting on what I thought of most mayor elections on this server. )) |
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| Author: | Toretto [ 03 Dec 2008, 17:41 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: David Toretto for Mayor |
((Right oh, govnah.)) |
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| Author: | Bloodstruck7 [ 05 Dec 2008, 19:38 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: David Toretto for Mayor |
I support him 100% ((lol @ the last sentence)) |
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| Author: | Toretto [ 06 Dec 2008, 00:08 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: David Toretto for Mayor |
((Hehehehe.)) |
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| Author: | Mikhail Zhukov [ 06 Dec 2008, 14:40 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: David Toretto for Mayor |
I, Mikhail Zhukov, officially become an independant ((wording probally sucks, lol)) If you want to have my support i suggest you start convincing the hell outta' me |
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| Author: | Bravo1 [ 06 Dec 2008, 18:44 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: David Toretto for Mayor |
You have my vote! |
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| Author: | Brain [ 06 Dec 2008, 19:07 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: David Toretto for Mayor |
I give you my full-fledged vote. |
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| Author: | Shadow Jones [ 11 Dec 2008, 16:09 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: David Toretto for Mayor |
Mr. Toretto. You have my full support. ~Michael Jones, Owner of the city bar. |
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| Author: | Toretto [ 11 Dec 2008, 20:09 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: David Toretto for Mayor |
"Good to have you on board, Mr. Jones. Your support is highly appreciated and valued." |
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