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Granted, you drive 5 hours to then find out that there was a freak fire, then have to turn around and drive 5 hours back... without your stuff

I wish that Tennessee wins the NCAA tournement

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Granted, but then they get smashed by a crash-landing plane.

I wish king would quit molesting kids

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[00:00] <@Jameson> Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist"

Granted, but he starts molesting you.
I wish that Spring Vacation would be longer D:

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[20:17] <Duckeh> I didn't agree to anything, I just pressed a box that said I did

Granted, but on the first 10 minutes of Spring Break you are ranover by a 18-wheeler, making you paralyzed from the waist down for the rest of your life, and losing both of your arms.


I wish I was a big ass crime family don

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[00:00] <@Jameson> Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist"

granted but you get wacked...

i wish revan wasn't such a pussy...






















in KOTOR

Granted, but Revan FROM KOTOR grows balls 'n kills you using a bottlecap,a tooth pick, and a match

I wish the DM server would have some da*n people in it

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[00:00] <@Jameson> Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist"

granted however as soon as they get on you get banned

i wish for something....

granted but it turns out to be a killer mouse that eats your eyes then kills your mother

I wish opening day of MLB would come faster

Granted, but you realize that the baseball season actually never ends as it is a year round thing.

I wish football was called "the american sport" or "america's past time" rather than baseball.

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granted but then somebody kills all the players, coaches, managers and burns all the footballs.

I wish i could sleep a little bit longer.

granted, but you have nothing but nightmares.

i wish the best things in life were free.

granted but then the economy would fail and you would die of starvation

I wish everyone was born smart so that we didnt have to go through 14 some odd years of school.

Granted, but then you truly understand the quote "Thank god for stupid people, intelligence is relative" (It really is true, take like 200 years ago, in a small village... "OMG HE CAN READ HES SO SMART")


I wish I had a never ending bowl of chex mix.

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Granted, but cockaroachs hide inside of it and create a mafia, cutting anyone that goes near it, including your family which die trying to get some chex

I wish I had immunity to sunburns..

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[00:00] <@Jameson> Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist"

Granted, but you get colon cancer.

I wish the RP community wasn't dead.

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 <@Toretto> Wow..was in line for the spinout with some friends at the fair and some fat ugly mexican lady grabbed my ass.
<@Orion`Away> I came.
<+Ryoma1337> did you like it, Toretto?
<@Toretto> Hell no..was f**king weird.
<@Toretto> Talking to my friend and I feel some fat chicks hands feeling on my ass.

granted but you are now dead.

i wish for a monkey

Granted,but then it shoves its poo in your mouth and then stabs you continually,thus killing you.

I wish for eternal life.

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"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish,and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he,who in the name of charity and goodwill,shepherds the weak,through the valley of darkness,for he is truly his brother's keeper,and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger,those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD! WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE!"

granted but you forget to wish for eternal youth so your balls/boobs hand to the floor and you trip over them.

i wish the "march" election would have happened in march an not in april or may

Granted, but Maxwell, who is running the elections, is forced to designate a leader by himself because he has no access to the forums due to the crash. And it is clearly evident that he would not pick you because you've been up his ass about it for so da*n long that he's just a bit perterbed, thus you fail at life.

Then you die of the bird flu.

I wish I knew the answer to "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?".

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Taught by Tracer

granted i tell you the answer and then kill you for talking about me and your ass in the same sentence.

i wish Elvis still had more number one singles than mariah carey

Granted, but then you realize he's dead and you kill yourself.

I wish there were more animes I could watch.

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"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish,and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he,who in the name of charity and goodwill,shepherds the weak,through the valley of darkness,for he is truly his brother's keeper,and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger,those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD! WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE!"

granted but they are all gay porn.

i wish i didn't have to go to work tommorrow

Granted, but after that you have to go to work for every day of your life, leaving you with 5 seconds to sleep every night, thus killing you...

I wish I was back in Alaska...

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[00:00] <@Jameson> Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist"

Granted. (No way to make that any worse.)

I wish I could afford to buy gas.

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 <@Toretto> Wow..was in line for the spinout with some friends at the fair and some fat ugly mexican lady grabbed my ass.
<@Orion`Away> I came.
<+Ryoma1337> did you like it, Toretto?
<@Toretto> Hell no..was f**king weird.
<@Toretto> Talking to my friend and I feel some fat chicks hands feeling on my ass.

Granted, but you had to sell your car for some odd reason so that you don't have anywhere to put the gas into.
I wish that I didn't have three major exams next week.

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[20:17] <Duckeh> I didn't agree to anything, I just pressed a box that said I did