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Dear Citizens of Nuke City!
With these new elections, we are in need of a great and better ideology in running this government! As the current Vice Mayor I believe I have what it takes to run this city so that everyone will benefit from my new leadership. And as Mayor I will make sure no laws or actions take away from the basic rights of you the people. We will be working to make more properties available for your living needs, better made food and services from our restaurants, better economic growth in the number of jobs and services to the people and I plan a review on all public servants and businesses, so we all can work together more efficiently and effectively. There will be a few new regulations on warrants and arrests over murder and theft in the city to better protect the company and the citizens rights for progress and development. If you want change for the better, do not forget the name Nicholas Ancelotti! Vote for change ! Vote for truth!

Sincerely,
Nicholas Ancelotti

"Good evening, citizens of Nuke City!" Jon has a look of confidence “Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Jon Hawk, my current job in this city is the Assistant director for the Nuke City Medical Department.” Jon swallows “James Vincetti last months mayor has passed away. I have decided to continue his legacy and announce my running for Nuke City Mayor” Jon puts his hands on the edges of the podium. “While our economy has been tough, we have much to be glad about in Nuke City. Crime has decreased profoundly in the city. Our local police force is now teaming with new experienced members. Stricter laws on speed limits. You may ask me how does this help? I have personal seen a decrease in injures related to cars. Our streets have been cleaner and finally homes are now up for auction. But this is no time to relax.” Jon straitens up “If you my fellow Nuke City citizens elect me as Mayor I will increase our medical workforce making a wait for medical appointments shorter, I will continue Mayor Vincetti's anti-drug runs!” Jon points the the crowed “I will work closely with all public service branch systems making sure the streets are safe, citizens are healthy and food is great!” Jon leans on podium “These are a few of my planes to further the growth of Nuke city in a better and timely fashion. If i am elected mayor I will uphold my values and make Nuke City a better place to live in and i will continue its expansion to greater heights. Thank you Citizens for your time.” Jon steps away from the podium with a slight smile on his face hopeful for the future.

[19:48] [502] Shadow Jones: God must love crazy f**k tards
[19:48] [502] Shadow Jones: Why?
[19:48] [502] Shadow Jones: Becasue he makes so many of them.

DraconicDon: would you abduct a hobo/postman whom's IQ drops to that of a child when fed a happymeal?

As the current Vice Mayor

(( You were never Vice Mayor, because you quit being a cabinet member.... ))