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**************************Shultz for Mayor!*************************
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My Fellow Nukers, we have endured a great deal over our cities history, all though it may be a short one. We have the men and women of the NCPD fighting for our very streets every day. We have the blessed Medical workers, who do all they can to clean up after those battles are done. I have seen many men die in my life time. I have watched several children turn to a life of crime, because the government would offer them no better!
But no more! My people, take heed. Change is on the horizon, all you must do is grasp it, and it shall be gifted to you. I am running for mayor of this amazing city, and would like to help all of us reach that change. I believe, that if elected, we can build a better tommorrow.
My plans of action:
1. Payraise for all social workers.
-I will fight to have an increase of $5 for every social worker in Nuke City! This means a pay raise for all MD, PD, and other federal businesses!
2. No Unemployment
-I will fight to have Unemployment abolished with a new implementation of government employing.
3. A house for all!
-I will fight for a grant from our federal government to establish a homeless shelter in out of our cities apts, so that no man, woman, or child will be left to wander the streets.
4. Legalization of Controled Gambling
-I will strongly support the opening of a local casino, government run and owned.
5. Drugs
-I will fight to have one low grade drug legalized, but more forceful punishments on other drugs.
6. Laws
- I will fight to make fine increases and jail time expanded, so that you do not have to worry about walking down the street in your own neighborhood!
7. Involvement
-I will personally meet with anyone who wishes to have a new law passed or has ideas for our great city, at appointment.
My opponents want you to believe that they are qualified, however, this is a decieving message. They lack the public involvement I offer, they lack my firm plans. I will put forth these plans to the federal government and will not rest until they are all met. Unlike my opponents, my word is my bond. These plans will be enforced, and your freedom and safty insured.
So, when that day comes, vote Shultz to get the job done right.
Shultz will not rest till the people are happy.
Vote shultz!
_________________  Quote: Two hours later Shultz still wondering about the night befor called up his drinking buddy Katamari and asked what happen,although katamaris speech was slurred due to being hung over shultz could still make out some of it,"durrr we weresz at teh bar and teh fat hoe be looking up at you and she be saying sumethin bout darts and indians scalpen mexicans"
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