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 Post subject: Teh French Jokes
PostPosted: 14 Nov 2008, 15:36 
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Why Wasn't Jesus Born in France???
Because they couldn't find 2 wise men and a virgin.

Why don't the french have BBQ's?
The snails keep slipping through the grill.

Why Do french like smelly cheese?
Well, in a room full of French people, you can't really smell the cheese.

How do you stop a french tank?
Say "boo"

What is the difference between a frenchwoman and a basketball team?
The basketball team showers after 4 periods.

During WW2, the French resistance fighters, in their finest hour, bravely threw sticks of dynamite at the advancing German troops. The Germans then lit them and threw them back.

What is the first thing the French teach their kids in school?
How to say "We Surrender" in German!

When is it white laundry day in France? Never, any white laundry in france is already hung up on a stick being waved

How do you confuse a French Soldier?
Give him a rifle and ask him to shoot it.

What do you call a french man killed defending his country? ... I don't know either, its never happened!

Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous Frenchmen? People were confused about which side to spit on.

Why do the French never perform �the wave� at a soccer game? Because, that's a gesture reserved for use only in time of war.

Why does the French Navy suck? Because cardboard doesn't float!

Since everyone knows that French men are gay, how come there are French children?
Because of the confusion caused by the fact that French women have mustaches!!

What's the shortest book ever written?
French War Heroes.

What is the first thing the French Army teaches at basic training?
How to surrender in at least 10 languages.

What is the most useful thing in the French Army?
A rearview mirror, so they can see the war.

AND THATS FRENCH JOKES! MORE JOKES INSULTING EVERY COUNTRY YOU CAN THINK OF COMING SOON!

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 Post subject: Re: Teh French Jokes
PostPosted: 14 Nov 2008, 20:48 
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Eh, lol. Now make some for Germany.

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 Post subject: Re: Teh French Jokes
PostPosted: 15 Nov 2008, 13:11 
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Three women - a German, a Jew and a pole - all gave birth to seven pound baby boys at the same time. The nurses got the babies mixed up somehow and couldn't tell which baby belonged to which mother.
After an hour of mass confusion the father of the German baby decided he would settle the problem. He walked into the nursery and lined up the three infants in a row. He then clicked his heels, raised his arm in a salute and shouted, "Heil Hitler!"
The German baby snapped to attention, the Jewish baby s*it it's pants and the polish baby played in it!

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