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PostPosted: 06 Oct 2005, 22:39 
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I didn't make these... but I have them in a little file I hold lots of information in.
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You know the world is going crazy when:

-The best rapper is a white guy
-The best golfer is a black guy
-The tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese
-The Swiss hold the America's Cup
-France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance
-Germany doesn't want to go to war
and
-The three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and
'Colon.'

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Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check."

"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,

"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!" To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"

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PostPosted: 06 Oct 2005, 23:10 
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ROFL...That is great.

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PostPosted: 06 Oct 2005, 23:13 
AHAHAHHA, How do you get four gay guys on ONE barstool????


Turn the Barstool upside down!! Laughing


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PostPosted: 06 Oct 2005, 23:29 
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What did the blonde say when she looked inside
the box of Cheerios?

'Oh look donut seeds'

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PostPosted: 07 Oct 2005, 00:40 
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S34L wrote:
What did homer simpson he when she looked inside
the box of Cheerios?

'Oh look donut seeds'
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Supernuker wrote:
I didn't make these... but I have them in a little file I hold lots of information in.
------------------------

You know the world is going crazy when:

-The best rapper is a white guy
-The best golfer is a black guy
-The tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese
-The Swiss hold the America's Cup
-France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance
-Germany doesn't want to go to war
and
-The three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and
'Colon.'

------------------------


Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check."

"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,

"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!" To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"



Ebaumsworld.com, copy and pasted. GG nuker, GG...

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PostPosted: 07 Oct 2005, 14:57 
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I didn't make these... but I have them in a little file I hold lots of information in.

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Supernuker wrote:
You know the world is going crazy when:

-The best rapper is a white guy
-The best golfer is a black guy
-The tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese
-The Swiss hold the America's Cup
-France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance
-Germany doesn't want to go to war
and
-The three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and
'Colon.'


That is messed up. Lrdkorn gets FREAKING GLOBAL BANNED for a racist joke, and you just freely post it here.

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[LG] Destroyer12 wrote:
Supernuker wrote:
You know the world is going crazy when:

-The best rapper is a white guy
-The best golfer is a black guy
-The tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese
-The Swiss hold the America's Cup
-France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance
-Germany doesn't want to go to war
and
-The three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and
'Colon.'


That is messed up. Lrdkorn gets FREAKING GLOBAL BANNED for a racist joke, and you just freely post it here.


Its not against anyone at all. and if it is, it against both sides.

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II-Sniper wrote:
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I didn't make these... but I have them in a little file I hold lots of information in.


Sure :\

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I did say i didn't make them iemc. and I didn't hear from ebams or whatever. I'm not saying its not on there, but I didn't hear it from there.

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