This guy is at home, sick. He is chillin' feelin like s*it and all, and his gf calls and tells him she is commin over. She comes over gives him kisses a hug, and gives him some homemade brownies. They are all warm and fresh, and then she puts in a a recorded show of his he missed the other day while he was at work. So she gives him a hug and leaves. So he is chillin again, scarfin down these badass brownies, watchin his favorite show, livin it UP! Half way through his show, it cuts off. goes black. He is like WTF? Then it cuts to his gf naked on her knees. He is like, awesome! My gf is the f**king best. Then it zooms out and there is a dude next to her naked, and she is given em a bj. When she finishes she spits it into the brownies, and says, "we are done asshole!"
Brownies anyone?
I had a friend tell me that story when i had a diff gf and was havin' problems,i was like, WTF MAN!
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Two hours later Shultz still wondering about the night befor called up his drinking buddy Katamari and asked what happen,although katamaris speech was slurred due to being hung over shultz could still make out some of it,"durrr we weresz at teh bar and teh fat hoe be looking up at you and she be saying sumethin bout darts and indians scalpen mexicans"
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