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Chuck Norris once shot down a plane by pointing his finger at it and shouting 'Bang'

Much lulz endured in this thread

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Steve 'Pottymouth' Helsch - Staff Trainer

Bounty originally planned to use Chuck Norris as their mascot, but soon realized that no paper towels could clean-up any mess by Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris once ate 5 64 ounce steaks in one hour, but he spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

Chuck Norris has the best poker face in the world. he won the 1989 World Series of poker even though all he had was a joker, a get out of jail free card, a two of spades, a seven of clubs, and a green #4 card from UNO.

Chuck Norris CAN touch this

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris? all of it

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"If we don't get rid of this spy, pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today."

Chuck Norris is so tough that he mows his lawn by going outside and saying "I dare you to grow"

LOL.

Chuck Norris doesn't poop, it runs in fear.

Chuck Norris walked down a street one day, and a japanese man shouted "Ah! Chuck Norris!"

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff. He punched the Deputy.

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In-Game Name: James Vincetti
Character Name: James Vincetti
Status: Alive

Character Name: Al Harringon
Status:NCPD Officer III

There was life on Mars, it's just that Chuck Norris got there before us.

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In-game name: Joseph Swatts
Occupation: Sergeant

Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down untill they give him the information he wants.

They say that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked somebody so hard it went back in time and hit Amelia Earhart while she was over the Bermuda Triangle.

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Boom.

Chuck Norris' wife had 3 stillborn babies.......they all survived
Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in funeral
Superman's cape is made from Chuck Norris' underwear
When Chuck Norris makes his coffee in the morning, he grinds the beans with his teeth and boils the water with his rage.
Chuck Norris is the force.
Chuck Norris beat a man to death with his own corpse
Chuck Norris already roundhouse'd Pluto out of tyhe solar system, he's going for Uranus next.
Chuck Norris can't see dead people, Chuck Norris makes dead people.
Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen, oxygen needs him
Chuck Norris has the most original cowboy boots in the world.......the are made out of cowboys.
Chuck Norris can catch your breath......and hold it hostage.
When a young boy wrote "chuck norris" with lowercase letters Chuck Norris made sure he never wrote again.
Chuck Norris allows jokes of himself for one reason: to fufill his hobby of adding names to his list titled, " Authors who will die a horrible blood drenched death via roundhouse kick"
s*it happens, except to Chuck Norris
God was in a jam so he asked Chuck Norris if he could "do him a solid"...... now we have heaven AND earth.
Chuck Norris just took command of the military, all missions past, present, and future have been accomplished
Chuck Norris doesn't T-Bag, he Potatoe Sacks.

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"If we don't get rid of this spy, pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today."

LAWLLAWLLAWLLAWLLAWLLAWLLAWL!

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Boom.

Jesus once walked on water but Chuck Norris swam through land

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"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country.
He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."
-General George Patton Jr.

Pat 'Irish' O'Brian - Mafia Hitman
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Zane Kai
Nukesilo TSRP Veteran Circa 2004-2005

Chuck Norris is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives PRECISELEY when he means to

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Chuck Norris doesn't eat, food just knows that the only safe place from Chuck Norris is inside Chuck Norris.

hah