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PostPosted: 08 Nov 2005, 22:24 
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Once upon a place, there were 4 Galactitron warriors, from the planet of Galactitron. They set out on the quest to slay all the zombie robot warriors of the planet Hickaraqua. The leader, Vash, was an expert in the arts of throwing cybertron laser-ninja-stars. Jesse, the comrade, was a master of the lightstick. Jason, the Redfield, armed with a Super HK USP with deluxe turbo boost engine caliber. Static, the gunslinger was armed with his trusty, bloodthirsty, care bear launcher, which shoots love, justice, and the almightiest sex appeal known to man, from his belly.
Together, they were, THE POWERPUFF GIRLS! Wait, no, they were the Band of the Righteous. First stop, the ammo shop! Redfield bought some deluxe turbo drives, Jesse bought a frozen burrito, Vash bought a new puppy, and Static bought a bag of Ruffles chips. And again, they were off!
They got on their ship and left. It then exploded. Noone knows why, and may never no. Are they dead? Are they alive? Am I a really bad writer? Find out! In the next episode of BAND OF THE RIGHTIOUS!

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PostPosted: 08 Nov 2005, 22:44 
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First to pwn, i mean...Read. uuuh...Very short. I guess, So, Hoorah. I still like the silly Belly sex apeal thing.

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PostPosted: 08 Nov 2005, 23:33 
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Yea, drugs do make you think better when you write stories Very Happy

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PostPosted: 09 Nov 2005, 00:57 
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I understand you were trying to be random...but iv talked to alot more randompeople....

The coconut was talking to the telivison showing three moneys eating the solid banana people that screamsed in horror as they realised icecream had no bones

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PostPosted: 09 Nov 2005, 01:17 
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Pirogoeth wrote:
The coconut was talking to the telivison showing three moneys eating the solid banana people that screamsed in horror as they realised icecream had no bones


Not funny. You have to make sense while being random.

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PostPosted: 09 Nov 2005, 01:20 
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you obviously dont know random atall

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PostPosted: 09 Nov 2005, 02:00 
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Pirogoeth wrote:
you obviously dont know random atall


On the contrary my friend. Theres never been anything more magical or special then the death defying feets of the hobo's feet, denying a wash for months in the one city in the world where you can say it blows without it being an insult. The windy city chicago sleeps at night, just as new york has a green statue that i like to call "The immigrant looking stone."

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PostPosted: 09 Nov 2005, 02:01 
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WOW

that ending was so climatic im in f**king tears

great story


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PostPosted: 09 Nov 2005, 08:43 
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Well, I gotta say, that defending "Randomness" is really dumb. It is an extremely simple attribute to have, I mean, how the f**k can't someone be random? Especially today, with all the s*it on the internet from squrrels to s*it baggin Yakuza. People can be random just by thinking something off topic, or just blurting out whatever comes into their little hollow cranial cave.

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Two hours later Shultz still wondering about the night befor called up his drinking buddy Katamari and asked what happen,although katamaris speech was slurred due to being hung over shultz could still make out some of it,"durrr we weresz at teh bar and teh fat hoe be looking up at you and she be saying sumethin bout darts and indians scalpen mexicans"


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PostPosted: 09 Nov 2005, 09:05 
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So i take it you didn't like it Barda Confused

I was really just trying to think of a funny story about some people i was talking to on vent. Should i make episode 2, or leave the stories to Redfield?

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PostPosted: 09 Nov 2005, 11:45 
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keep writing stories

barda is just mad cuz he failed life


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PostPosted: 09 Nov 2005, 17:11 
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Barda is cool, just cause he doesn't like my story means he is a failure.

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[18:08] Deebz: Jesse gave me hope
[18:08] Deebz: Praise Jesse


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PostPosted: 10 Nov 2005, 04:26 
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hes a failure for different reasons, dont worry it has nothing to do with your story


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PostPosted: 10 Nov 2005, 08:31 
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Yay! Doesn't my story boost spirits?

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Madoif: I voted Jesse.
Deebz: me too
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[18:08] Deebz: Jesse gave me hope
[18:08] Deebz: Praise Jesse


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PostPosted: 10 Nov 2005, 13:49 
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Don't give it to Redfield, he leave me out of all of them... Looks like you do too. Im still working on my G-Mod crap, give it time.

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