hale176 wrote:
Contractual Agreement of Mayoral Employees
This contract is to ensure public employment stability and constant employment among the government of NukeCity. Employees must be respect the wishes of all citizens. Public office employees shall be courteous among any citizen. Public office employees are paid to do their job. Failure to do your job will result in employment termination, and an unemployment fee will be given to the ex-employee of 2,500 dollars if the employee was serving for at least 15 days. Leaving your job after 5 days grants the Mayoral Government 5,000 dollars per pay grade. Fees may be waived under special circumstances and a meeting with the employer shall be granted upon request. No further fee may be collected by the government of NukeSilo from employment, sans income tax, and such employment fees shall be deemed illegal. By signing this contract you further agree that you will obey the laws unless under orders or obligations, you will serve the city, you will obey orders, and you will exercise proper respect to all persons involved. Signing this document grants you the right to be employed by the Mayoral Office of NukeCity and grants you the responsibilities and obligations as such employee title. If you, however, do not agree. You are to put "DO NOT AGREE" after your name, and walk away.
X Jason Wolf Hale
Fee of 15,000 dollars paid.
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* @Supernuker mounts Ryoma1337
<+Ryoma1337> oh god.
* Aerocow mounts Supernuker.
* @Supernuker moans
* Aerocow mounts Ryoma's face.
* +Ryoma1337 slaps Aerocow around a bit with a large trout
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Anonymous: What a powertripping cock knocker
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Anonymous: He's a powertripping, cock-knocking, melodramatic, sexually confused twat with a chip on his shoulder, a dick in his ass, and his own ego's cock in his mouth.